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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2005|01:23 am]
Kody Gabriel
Sorry guys, I just can't be on livejournal anymore. Too much fucking drama. I'm so sick of it.

Feel free to request the link to my other journal, but don't be offended if I don't give it to you, because it's quite sensitive at times.

Peace out.
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Musical dorkiness [Nov. 22nd, 2005|12:23 am]
Kody Gabriel
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have a fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says:"You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest -- and closes the bar.
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Proof that I don't really use my LJ [Nov. 14th, 2005|02:54 am]
Kody Gabriel
[mood |tiredtired]

1. Go into your livejournal archive
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find your 5th sentence (or closest to it.)
4. Post the text of your sentence in this post along with these instructions.

"Goodnight."
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Damn, I need to work. [Nov. 13th, 2005|02:42 pm]
Kody Gabriel
[mood |weirdweird]

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.



Yay for Eunuchs!


Your IQ Is 125

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Above Average



"Your logical intelligence is below average." That explains a lot... :P


Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)


You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.


You Are 80% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.
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Survey Thinger Stolen from the Hal [Nov. 10th, 2005|03:34 pm]
Kody Gabriel
[mood |soresore and crampy and blah]

TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Geddes Levenson
First Screen Name: purplemonkey055
First Pet: First family pet was Zeke, my first pet was Handsome or Cindy, I don't remember which was first.
First Piercing: Still no piercings.
First Crush: First grade teacher.
First Record: Don't remember, something stolen from my parents, probably. Peter, Paul, and Mary comes to mind.
First Car: I'll leave Hallie's answer on this one. ">.>"
First Love: Depending on what you mean by that, either Bryan, Kristin, or Roxi.
First games console: Erm... my dad's Mac?
First favourite colour: All of them! I would have been upset if you asked me to pick just one.

NINE LASTS
Last Alcoholic Beverage: A sip of my roommate's Smirnoff two weeks ago.
Last Car ride: Yesterday to the Salvation Army.
Last Movie I Saw: "Faith and Doubt and Ground Zero" (for religion class)
Last Phone Call Made/Received: Jessamyn
Last CD/MP3 Played: Coldplay, "Careful Where You Stand"
Last Bubble bath: Gosh, I don't remember.
Last time you cried: Sunday.
Last person you spoke to on MSN/ICQ/AIM: Elizabeth, I think.
Last game you played: Probably freecell. Or peek-a-boo with a random kid at the pizza place.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Yup.
Have you ever been arrested: No.
Have you ever skinny dipped: Not since I was a little kid.
Have you ever been on tv: Several times.
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it: Erm... actually, yes. Definitely.
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone: Of course
Have you ever wandered around your house in the buff: Sometimes, when no one else is home.
Have you ever eaten something you were positive was old, but didn't care, and then regretted it after: Probably, but I don't remember.

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
Shirt, sports bra, sports bra (couldn't find an undershirt, couldn't bind the usual way... this just doesn't work as well), cargo pants, underwear, glasses, gross bloody pad.

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
Ate spaghetti
Went to therapy
Drank tea
Moaned in a non-sexual way
Took ibuprofen
Cut three classes in a row, including an exam. I HATE YOU, CRAMPS!!

FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
Ani DiFranco
Cuddling
Quakers
Anthropology class
The ocean

FOUR FRIENDS YOU SEE MOST OFTEN
John
Scott
Alison
Ashley

THREE CHOICES
YIM or MSN – huh?
Coke or Diet Coke – Coke
Big dog or small dog - big

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
be in love again
have a kid?

ONE THING YOU REGRET
walking into that ant pile on the bay... ouch.
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My iTunes. I rock. [Nov. 9th, 2005|12:43 am]
Kody Gabriel
How many total songs?
2312

Sort by song title- first and last
'Comes a Time (Ani)
Your Smoke Screen (k.d. lang)

Sort by time- first and last
Bonus Track (Ani)
Michener Lecture 2004


Sort by album- first and last
Serenade in D major
Hang (Matchbox 20)

Sort by artist- first and last
3 Doors Down
Zero 7

top 10 recently played:
Girlyman, Belle and Sebastian, Colin Hay, The Smiths, Bob Marley, Paul McCartney, Tegan and Sara, Ani, Ani, Ani

Find "sex" how many songs show up? 4

Find "death" how many songs show up? 3

Find "love" how many songs show up? 94

Find "peace" how many songs show up? 36

Find "rock" how many songs show up? 657, bitches.
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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2005|02:49 pm]
Kody Gabriel
Once upon a time there was a man. He was a big man. He was the burger king. He liked burgers.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2005|06:38 pm]
Kody Gabriel
I'm deeply disappointed that none of you recognized the Aimee Mann songs, the Ani DiFranco songs, or even the John Lennon song!

I'm officially disowning you all.

love,
kody gabriel
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Guess that song! Please? I'm so bored. [Oct. 25th, 2005|10:59 pm]
Kody Gabriel
[mood |groggygroggy]

Step 1: Put your music/song list on random.
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.


1. Love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart- like why are we here, and where do we go, and how come it's so hard?

2. Please do me a favor, it's the least that you can do. Just don't treat me like I am something that happened to you.

3. I don't expect you to understand the kingdom of heaven is in your hand.

4. The angels hung around you in the back seat of your car.

5. Please be kind if I'm a mess.

6. You're going to have to go with girls. You might be better off- at least they know what they're doing.

7. I just want to sing a song with you. I just want to be the one that's true.

8. The next time you're feeling kind of lonesome and blue, just think that someone, somewhere, might be singing about you.

9. Now that I have found someone, I'm feeling more alone than I ever have before.

10. I've got love and anger, they come as a pair. You can take your chances, but buyer beware.

11. Hey, let your honesty shine, shine, shine.

12. When your ship was sinking, did you think it through?

13. How many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died?

14. You can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there.

15. I'll show you how this life became a miracle to me.

16. The mainstream is so polluted with lies, once you get wet it's so hard to get dry.

17. I liked you when your soul was bared, I thought you knew how to be scared.

18. 'Cause baby, look what I have done, the ruins just go on and on.

19. When I fell for you, well you know I fell too fast. You were bare feet, I was broken glass.

20. I would tell you that I loved you if I thought that you would stay.

21. I finally drove out where the sky is dark enough to see stars, and I found I missed no one, just listening to the swishing of distant cars.

22. We are born and born again, like the waves of the sea. That's the way it's always been, and that's how I want it to be.

23. I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay.

24. When you wake, the morning covers you with light, and it makes you feel alright.

25. And when I awoke and felt you warm and near, I kissed your honey hair with my grateful tears.
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lesbianism for ana [Oct. 19th, 2005|09:36 pm]
Kody Gabriel

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